Timeline Mug

11 oz.

€20,00 EUR

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Timeline Mug

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF

€20,00 EUR

This mug captures the collective side eye we are all giving the world right now. Featuring the phrase “I do not recommend this timeline,” it delivers dry humor with a sharp edge for anyone feeling overwhelmed by the state of things. Designed as a Strange Gang x EGOPROOF collaboration and available in two sizes, it is perfect for coffee, tea, or staring into space while the news scrolls by. Ideal for activists, skeptics, and deeply tired humans who see the patterns forming and do not like where they lead. Gift it to someone who gets it or keep it close as daily validation. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Available in 11 oz. (.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L)
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Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods.

• Available in 11 oz. (0.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L)
• Ceramic with sublimated print
• Printed on both sides
• Standard C-handle and shiny finish
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave-safe

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Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

I don't see the style I want.

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We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Timeline Mug featuring the phrase “i do not recommend this timeline” in red, filled with black coffee on a light wood tabletop, framed by subtle greenery in the background.

This Timeline Is Trash

Somewhere along the way, the plot went off the rails. You woke up, checked your phone, and realized this is not the reality you signed up for. That feeling is exactly why this mug exists. We put the words “I do not recommend this timeline” on ceramic because it sums up the moment with brutal efficiency. No speeches. No hand holding. Just a clear assessment of how broken things feel.

This mug is for the people who pay attention. The ones watching authoritarian power grabs get rebranded as policy. The ones seeing cruelty framed as strength and silence sold as neutrality. It is for the folks exhausted by MAGA theatrics, ICE violence, and the slow normalization of things that should never be normal. You are not dramatic for feeling this way. You are observant.

Two sizes give you options depending on the day. The smaller one is for quiet mornings when you need caffeine and a moment to process reality before stepping outside. The larger one is for days when the news hits harder and denial is not an option. Put it on your desk and let it speak for you before meetings start. Keep it in your kitchen as a reminder that you are not alone in your discomfort.

This mug is not about giving up. It is about naming the problem. Humor has always been a survival tool, especially when things start to slide. Saying you do not recommend this timeline is a way of refusing to pretend that everything is fine. It is a pause. A check. A signal to others who are paying attention.

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF made this for people who still care enough to notice. For those who understand that the first step toward change is acknowledging when something is deeply wrong. You cannot fix a timeline you refuse to critique. Hold the mug. Take a sip. Stay awake.