Black pullover Timeline Shirt with drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs, featuring “i do not recommend this timeline.” in white serif text, blending humor and critique for today’s world.

Timeline Hoodie & Sweatshirt

Hoodie / Black / S
€60,00 EUR
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Black pullover Timeline Shirt with drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs, featuring “i do not recommend this timeline.” in white serif text, blending humor and critique for today’s world.
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Timeline Hoodie & Sweatshirt

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF
€60,00 EUR
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Description

This hoodie or sweatshirt says "I do not recommend this timeline," and feels like the most honest sentence left. It is for people watching ICE raids, MAGA chaos, authoritarian creep, and fascists gaining confidence while being told to stay calm and carry on. Built for adults who are paying attention and still trying to live their lives, it works for protest days, cold nights, and long stretches of side eyeing the news. Available in various colors, this piece is for anyone refusing to pretend the world on fire is normal.

  • See size chart above for measurements.
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Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

Hoodie
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings
• Side-seamed construction

Sweatshirt
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

Questions?

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HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Hoodie & Sweatshirt: For adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

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Fight With Purpose

Automatic donations to related charities

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

A young man models the Timeline Shirt, a black sweatshirt with bold white text critiquing modern times, embodying a blend of humor and social commentary.

Hard Reality Check

There is a point where optimism turns into denial, and denial turns into danger. "I do not recommend this timeline" comes from that point. The moment when you stop trying to rationalize what is happening and admit that something has gone deeply wrong.

This hoodie and sweatshirt are for people existing inside the contradiction of daily life during political chaos. You still go to work. You still feed yourself. You still take care of people you love. Meanwhile ICE raids continue, MAGA spectacle dominates the noise, authoritarians posture openly, and fascists feel increasingly safe saying the quiet part out loud. Being functional does not mean being fooled.

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF made this for people who refuse normalization as a coping mechanism. History does not suddenly collapse. It erodes. Slowly at first, then all at once. Every period of rising authoritarianism is padded with voices insisting it is not that serious, not that different, not worth disrupting comfort over. That lie is familiar for a reason.

Wearing this is not about despair or disengagement. It is about clarity. About acknowledging the moment we are living in without sugarcoating it for the sake of politeness. You can still find joy, build community, and care for yourself while refusing to call this acceptable. Those things can coexist. In fact, they have to.

This piece belongs to people who read between headlines and remember patterns. Who understand that anti-fascism is not a trend, but a response to lived history. Who know that cruelty thrives when people are pressured to stay quiet, stay neutral, or stay comfortable.

Pull this on when the temperature drops and the stakes feel high. Let it sit heavy on purpose. Let it remind you that noticing is not weakness. Refusing the timeline does not mean opting out of reality. It means rejecting the lie that this is fine. Staying awake is an act of resistance. So is continuing to show up without surrendering your sense of truth.

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