There are regular people. Then there are the ones who hear “we’re all in this together” and immediately picture skeletons clinking beers in a bubbling cauldron. Those are Strange Allies people. That is Social Club energy.

This baby tee is for the ones who feel slightly haunted even on a good day. The walking anxiety spirals. The mutual aid kids who pass around petitions and lighter fluid. The friend who will show up to your breakdown with snacks, memes, and a solid plan for burning down every toxic system while still making it home in time for their silly little bedtime routine.

Front hit keeps it casual with the Strange Allies name like a secret handshake. Turn around and the back is full chaos. Two skeletons shoulder to shoulder at the bar, drinks raised, stars hanging overhead like the universe is laughing with you, not at you. The text wraps around them like a spell: we’re all in this together. Not aspirational. Not corporate. Just grim little truth. We are all fully unhinged and somehow sharing the same punch bowl.

Wear it to protests where your bones are tired but your group chat is loud. Wear it to therapy, to the dive bar, to the group hang where everyone is quietly falling apart yet still sending each other cursed TikToks. This is the tee for anyone who has ever locked eyes with a stranger across the room and silently agreed, “Yeah, none of this makes sense, but at least we have each other.”

Membership to the Social Club is simple. Show up flawed. Show up weird. Show up human, clumsy, half-skeleton on the inside and still choosing to link arms. Throw this Strange Allies baby tee on your back and let the world know the coven already claimed you.