Crushin' Lagers T-shirt features bold yellow script on a black crew-neck, embodying a no-nonsense beer lover's attitude, perfect for those who celebrate simplicity and refreshment.

Crushin' Lagers T-shirt

T-shirt / Black / S
€34,00
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Crushin' Lagers T-shirt features bold yellow script on a black crew-neck, embodying a no-nonsense beer lover's attitude, perfect for those who celebrate simplicity and refreshment.
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Crushin' Lagers T-shirt

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€34,00
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Description

This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle manifesto for the crisp, golden, ice-cold truth you live by: Lagers over everything. With bold, retro energy and big beer-drinker attitude, this tee tells the world you’re not here for hoppy dissertations or barrel-aged snobbery. You’re here to crush lagers like the beer-fueled legend you are. Whether you’re 3 deep by brunch or just aggressively hydrating after work, this shirt’s for the smooth-brained champions of uncomplicated refreshment. No thoughts, just crispies. Drink. Repeat. Dominate. Available here on T-shirts and long sleeves. 

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Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are cotton/polyester blend
• Semi-slim, stylish unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Long Sleeve
• 100% cotton, 6 oz. (203 gsm) fabric weight
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Kids T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction

Women's Baby Tee
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/y² (180 g/m²)
• Baby tee fit for women
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

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EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Women's Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Beer on the Brain

Some people crush stress at the gym. You crush lagers. That’s the vibe this T-shirt brings. You pull it on and suddenly you’re halfway to your favorite taproom, mentally tasting foam before the glass even lands in your hand. “Crushin’ Lagers” isn’t a punchline. It’s a spiritual condition. It’s the path you walk, from garage fridges to brewery patios, from basement hangs to beach coolers packed tight with your chosen liquid therapy.

This shirt is your new go-to whether you're rocking short sleeves in the heat of summer or keeping the long sleeves on while chasing beer flights through a cold front. It doesn’t matter the weather or the occasion. What matters is that you're always one sip away from peace. And yeah, it comes in multiple colors so you can match your pour. Light lager, amber, dark, or that odd craft one your cousin won’t shut up about.

You wear this when you're mapping out a five brewery loop in one day. You wear it when your fridge door is covered in can labels like battle scars. You wear it when the only plan for the day is beer, banter, and background music you half remember. It’s not loud. It’s confident. It’s for the ones who don’t need to ask what’s on tap. They already know.

Gift it to the one who brings craft beer to the cookout while everyone else shows up with soda. Gift it to yourself because you’ve earned it one crisp pour at a time. Wear it on your first sip of the day, and your last before you crash on a friend’s couch with a half finished story.

This shirt isn’t hype. It’s habit. It’s a walking toast to the sacred act of cracking a cold one and riding the wave wherever it takes you.

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