The 99 Problems T-shirt features a bold red graphic with the text I GOT 99 PROBLEMS. AND ALSO, ANXIETY. and a small EGOPROOF logo, embodying candid humor and resilience.

99 Problems T-shirt

T-shirt / Black / S
€34,00
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The 99 Problems T-shirt features a bold red graphic with the text I GOT 99 PROBLEMS. AND ALSO, ANXIETY. and a small EGOPROOF logo, embodying candid humor and resilience.
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99 Problems T-shirt

EGOPROOF
€34,00
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Description

Some days feel like everything is stacked against you, and then your brain decides to pile on. This shirt puts it plainly without dressing it up. On the front is a red block with the words "I got 99 problems. And also, anxiety." It is dark humor, but it is also honest. Wear it when things feel heavy, when your thoughts will not slow down, or when laughing at it feels easier than explaining it. Available in black or white, short or long sleeve, this one is for everyday life when your nervous system is doing the most.

  • See size chart above for measurements.
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Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are cotton/polyester blend
• Semi-slim, stylish unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Long Sleeve
• 100% cotton, 6 oz. (203 gsm) fabric weight
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Kids T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction

Women's Baby Tee
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/y² (180 g/m²)
• Baby tee fit for women
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

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EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Women's Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

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Overthinking Season

There is a special kind of exhaustion that comes from carrying everything in your head all the time. The kind that does not show up on a to do list but still drains you before noon. That is what this shirt is about. Not the dramatic version of stress, but the constant background hum that never really shuts off.

The front print says it clearly without over explaining. "I got 99 problems. And also, anxiety." It lands because it is true. Life is already complicated, and then your brain adds commentary, worst case scenarios, and a running highlight reel of every mistake you have ever made. This shirt is not asking for sympathy. It is naming the situation and moving forward anyway.

This one is for people who function through it. The people who show up to work, text back eventually, and still manage to get dressed even when their thoughts are sprinting. It is for the folks who joke about it because humor is easier than unraveling it all out loud. It is mental health without the inspirational posters. Just real life and a little self awareness.

EGOPROOF has always been about saying the thing people are already thinking. This shirt does not try to fix anxiety or romanticize it. It just acknowledges it as part of the load some of us carry daily. Wearing it can feel like a quiet release, like letting the outside world know that you are doing your best even if it looks calm on the surface.

It is a solid gift for someone who lives inside their own head, or for yourself when you want your clothes to reflect how your week actually feels. Some days are good. Some days are heavy. Some days you manage both at once. This shirt belongs in all of them.

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