99 Problems Mug

€20,00

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99 Problems Mug

Name: 99 Problems Mug
Brand: EGOPROOF
SKU: 99PROB-MUG-11
Price: 20.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

EGOPROOF

€20,00

For the caffeinated overthinkers and sleep-deprived champions of spirals: this mug is your morning therapy. With a loud red scream and bold truth, it says what most of us feel before we even open our inbox. Ideal for mental health warriors, dark humor lovers, and anyone who needs their coffee with a side of self-awareness. Give it to your best friend, your therapist, or just hoard it for yourself. It’s brutally honest. It’s beautifully messed up. It’s everyday chaos in ceramic form. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Available in 11 oz. (.33L).
Click here to find this design in other styles.

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods.

• Available in 11 oz. (0.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L)
• Ceramic with sublimated print
• Printed on both sides
• Standard C-handle and shiny finish
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave-safe

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
Other: All orders ship from the U.S.

Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

Feel free to reach out to us here with any questions about this product, or anything else.

EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

I don't see the style I want.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

What causes do you give to?

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Close-up of a person holding the 99 Problems Mug, featuring a bold red panel with I GOT 99 PROBLEMS. AND ALSO, ANXIETY. in white text, capturing a blend of humor and solidarity.

Anxiety Served Hot

Here’s the truth: this isn’t just a mug. It’s a middle finger to fake wellness. It’s a ceramic scream from the void of your 7 AM Zoom calls, your unread texts, your “hey just checking in” messages you never replied to because, guess what, you’re anxious.

EGOPROOF doesn’t do pretty lies. We do brutal honesty, and this red-hot anxiety mug is the embodiment of that. For everyone running on vibes, caffeine, and sheer existential dread, this is your new emotional support vessel.

The design hits like a panic attack wrapped in comedy. That brushstroke red? It’s the color of alerts, heart rates, and apps telling you to breathe. And the words? Relatable enough to make your coworkers choke-laugh in the break room.

This mug is for the ones who go to war with their own brain before breakfast. For the people whose hobbies include spiraling, doom-scrolling, and pretending they’re fine. For the ones who turn anxiety into art, awkwardness into armor, and stress into a punchline.

Put it on your desk and watch the “same” nods. Gift it to your anxious bestie and become their favorite enabler. Sip from it while avoiding eye contact in the kitchen. It’s not just a coffee mug. It’s a daily reminder that yeah, you got 99 problems, but pretending to have it together isn’t one.

EGOPROOF made this for the Strange Gang. The misfits. The mentally spicy. The self-aware and gloriously undone.

Get one. Or three. Anxiety comes in waves.