Some mornings your brain hits the ground running while your mood hits the ground face first. It’s not a joke. It’s the familiar thrum of anxiety buzzing underneath everything you do. Our EGOPROOF black hoodie with “I got 99 problems. And also, anxiety.” printed on the back is more than just clothing. It’s a declaration of how the world feels when stress isn’t an occasional visitor but a permanent roommate.

This hoodie was made for the overthinkers who can’t just turn it off. For the people who hear sirens in silence and carry the weight of too many moving parts inside their chest. It’s for the ones who wake up with a list of concerns before their eyes open fully. This is what you throw on before errands, before work, before social interactions, or even before sitting alone trying to catch a breath.

Midweight and regular fit means it’s built to be part of your actual rotation. It doesn’t try to be fancy or polite. It exists to reflect a state of mind. You don’t need to explain the message. It’s printed large and clear so the world hears it first, saving you the energy of repeating it fifteen times.

Gift this hoodie to someone who juggles anxiety like it’s an Olympic sport. Gift it to your roommate who apologizes for existing. Wear it on rough days when even coffee feels like a confrontation. Wear it on better days too because honesty looks good on you.

This isn’t about making light of anxiety. This is about naming it out loud and putting it on your back where it can’t be ignored. The hoodie acknowledges what you feel and lets you carry it with integrity. It’s clothing and confession wrapped into one.