We’ve entered the era of too much. Too much fascism. Too many billionaires. Too much surveillance, rollback, backlash, and gaslighting. And not nearly enough justice, care, or collective rage. “I do not recommend this timeline” is the calm, deadpan scream for anyone watching this car crash in slow motion with the full awareness that the brakes were cut on purpose.

You know who this is for. The queer kids who carry pepper spray and backup IDs. The ones getting their history erased while governors sign bills with fascist smiles. It’s for the doom-scrollers, the burned-out organizers, the journalists who never wanted to be war correspondents, the people who screamed about Roe and got called alarmist. It’s for everyone who’s turned sarcasm into survival.

This is not apathy. This is strategy. A sticker like a shrug, a magnet like a mutter, saying what we’re all thinking: If we could rate this timeline, we’d tank its Yelp. Instead, we make art. We stick our protest on laptops, cars, street signs, the back of stop signs, grocery carts, or wherever someone needs a dose of bleak honesty.

From the Strange Gang x EGOPROOF collaboration, this piece is all bite under the deadpan. Designed to speak quietly and carry a big brick of truth. Use it as a low-key act of rebellion. Gift it to the person who can’t go five minutes without yelling “what the actual f***.” Pair it with a therapy session, a scream into the void, or a protest sign that reads "we told you so."

This isn’t nihilism. It’s radical clarity in letters. And no, we don’t recommend this timeline either.