Snitches Get Stitches Women's Baby Tee

Navy Blue / XS

$34

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Snitches Get Stitches Women's Baby Tee

Strange Allies

$34

ColorNavy Blue

Size XS S M L XL

Play stupid games, win uninsured consequences. This cropped baby tee throws shade with precision, pairing classic street code with a brutal swipe at the broken healthcare system. “Snitches Get Stitches. And your healthcare doesn’t cover that.” Whether you’re flexing loyalty, sarcasm, or a little of both, this one makes your point crystal clear. It’s fitted, funny, and perfect for office ops or back alley vibes. Watch your mouth. And maybe your deductible.

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Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are cotton/polyester blend
• Semi-slim, stylish unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Long Sleeve
• 100% cotton, 6 oz. (203 gsm) fabric weight
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Kids T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction

Women's Baby Tee
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/y² (180 g/m²)
• Baby tee fit for women
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck

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Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
Other: All orders ship from the U.S.

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

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EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Women's Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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Automatic donations to related charities

What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

I don't see the style I want.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

What causes do you give to?

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Young woman in a fitted Snitches Get Stitches Women's Baby Tee with bold text critiquing healthcare, paired with light-wash jeans and a studded leather shoulder bag, embodying edgy, socially conscious style.

Code of Conduct

Some shirts whisper. This one doesn’t. It stands there, chest out, sun in your eyes, sand on your legs, reminding everyone that trust is not a cute aesthetic. It is survival. This piece is for the people who understand that movements fall apart when people start talking sideways. It is for the ones who show up, shut up, and hold the line even when it gets uncomfortable.

You do not wear this tee because you are afraid. You wear it because you know exactly who you are and who you roll with. The words snitches get stitches live on it like a warning sign, but also like a joke you and your people share without explaining it to outsiders. It is not about intimidation. It is about boundaries. About knowing when silence is solidarity and when loyalty is action.

Strange Allies makes clothes for the in-between spaces. The space between protest and party. Between chaos and care. Between calling people out and protecting your own. This baby tee fits right into that world. Cropped or loose depending on your mood, it moves with you through long days and longer nights. It feels right when you are sitting on the beach talking strategy, or walking home replaying everything that was said and everything that was not.

This shirt is for people who have learned the hard way that not everyone needs access to everything. For people who have seen what happens when trust is broken and decided to do better. It is for the ones who know that community only works when you protect it.

Strange Allies believes in standing together without throwing each other under the bus. This tee is part reminder, part armor, part inside joke. You do not have to explain it. The people who get it will get it instantly. Everyone else can keep guessing.