Plug this into your life and watch the room react. We didn’t make this to blend in. “Morons Are Grifting America” is not subtle. It’s not clever. It’s a bat signal for the fed-up and the fully lucid. This is the message you slap on your gear when you’re done arguing with bad-faith grandpas and podcast disciples who think “patriot” is a personality.

It’s red. It’s loud. It’s the same shade they wear on their heads, but this time, the message is ours. It flips the uniform. It subverts the brand. It throws their own aesthetic back in their face like a drink across the table. You want to wear red? Here’s what it should actually say.

This isn’t about party lines. It’s about basic clarity. You’ve seen the grift. The merch. The fundraisers. The snake oil sold in the name of “freedom” while libraries get gutted and billionaires get tax breaks. It’s the carnival barker energy of a country being sold out, one bumper sticker at a time. And you're supposed to smile through it? Nah. This one calls it exactly what it is.

Put it on your laptop and carry it into meetings with people who “don’t talk politics.” Stick it on your water bottle at the gym next to the guy watching conspiracy videos between sets. Magnet it to your fridge so your roommates stop bringing home anyone who “just wants to have a conversation” about dictators. It’s a warning shot. A label. A reality check in bold text.

Strange Gang doesn’t make designs to match your mood boards. We make flags for the people who never bought in and never will. This one’s for the misfits, the policy wonks with anger issues, the burned-out teachers, the punk parents, the Gen Zers clocking propaganda in real time.

Call out the grift. Make it impossible to ignore. Let them know you see the scam. And you’re not buying it.