Life's A Bitch Women's Baby Tee

Black / XS

$34

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Life's A Bitch Women's Baby Tee

Strange Allies

$34

ColorBlack

Size XS S M L XL

This baby tee is for the girlies keeping it together with sarcasm, playlists, and two hours of doomscrolling. Featuring a pair of dementedly cheerful cartoon hearts and the full statement loud across the front: Life’s a bitch and then you die. Cropped or looser depending on the size you order, it’s retro Y2K attitude with a cracked mirror grin. Throw it on for the group hang you don’t feel like attending, mental health days that are mostly naps, or a night out pretending everything is chill. A perfect gift for anyone laughing through the spiral and matching energy with irony.

See size chart above for measurements.
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Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are cotton/polyester blend
• Semi-slim, stylish unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Long Sleeve
• 100% cotton, 6 oz. (203 gsm) fabric weight
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Kids T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction

Women's Baby Tee
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/y² (180 g/m²)
• Baby tee fit for women
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
Other: All orders ship from the U.S.

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

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EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Women's Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

I don't see the style I want.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

What causes do you give to?

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Life's A Bitch Women's Baby Tee with cartoon hearts and florals, humorously highlighting life's realities. Perfect for those embracing candid expressions and style, reflecting a blend of playful art and bold messages.

Sarcasm Is Self-Care

Life’s a bitch and then you die. That’s it. That’s the shirt. No motivational quotes. No fake sunshine. Just two manic hearts smiling through the wreckage and delivering the punchline like it’s a valentine.

Strange Allies dropped this tee for the ones who laugh when they should cry and cry in Target anyway. It’s not some deep philosophical stance. It’s emotional triage with cartoon energy. The hearts are clearly not doing well but they’re throwing peace signs and dancing like the ship isn’t already halfway underwater. That’s the mood.

You put this on when you’re too tired to fake it and too self-aware to wallow. The cropped Y2K silhouette hits different when your whole aesthetic is holding it together with memes and a backup vape. Black base. Bold graphic. No ambiguity. It doesn’t beg for attention. It just exists loudly and dares you to meet it there.

The fit does what it wants depending on how you size it. Wear it tight and cropped when you’re feeling unhinged. Wear it looser when you’re leaning into disassociation. Either way, it holds space for the weird mix of rage and resignation that lives in your chest 24/7. No need to explain. Just point to the shirt.

Strange Allies made this for the mentally exhausted but still charming. The ones who say they’re fine in the group chat and then drop fire memes about spiraling. You wear this to connect with others who are also pretending that existence isn’t complete nonsense. This tee doesn’t ask for permission to feel bad. It just does. With flowers. And weird little hands. Welcome to the club.