Black crewneck sweatshirt, INTENSIVE PURPOSES in white letters on chest, by ALLIES. Celebrates malapropisms with humor and wa

Intensive Purposes Sweatshirt

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$64
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Black crewneck sweatshirt, INTENSIVE PURPOSES in white letters on chest, by ALLIES. Celebrates malapropisms with humor and wa
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Intensive Purposes Sweatshirt

Strange Allies
$64
ColorBlack
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Description

It is a moot point, not a mute point, but today is intense either way. Our Intensive Purposes sweatshirt keeps the phrase small and quiet on the chest for people holding more than they planned to. Wear it while autocorrect ruins another email, during a crossword you refuse to finish with help, at a spelling bee for grownups at the bar, or while a coworker blames the escape goat again. Heavyweight, oversized organic cotton that feels like a deep breath. A gift for the friend who corrects the dictionary, and a souvenir of all the days you made it through anyway.

Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

USA & Global
• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Oversized fit
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hoodie: hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings

Europe
• 100% organic cotton
• Oversized fit
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hoodie: hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

Questions?

Feel free to reach out to us here with any questions about this product, or anything else.

GPSR

EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Hoodie & Sweatshirt: For adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

100% Independent

Small business with big impact

USA And EU

Orders ship from nearest to you

Fight With Purpose

Automatic donations to related charities

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Young man in a black Intensive Purposes hoodie with white text, embodying street style and casual comfort. The hoodie is a no

Built for Effort

There is a moment when a joke stops being a joke and starts feeling uncomfortably accurate. “Intensive Purposes” lives right there. It is technically wrong. Everyone knows the phrase. Everyone has heard it said wrong. But also, look around. Everything is intense now. Work is intense. Rest is intense. Healing is intense. Even doing nothing somehow feels like effort. So maybe the misquote is not the mistake. Maybe it is the most honest version.

This hoodie and sweatshirt are for people who are always doing the most, even when they are trying not to. For the ones who approach life like a series of high stakes tasks, whether that is chasing a goal, holding it together, or just making it through the day without snapping. You are not lazy. You are not dramatic. You are just operating at full volume in a world that refuses to turn the noise down.

There is something grounding about wearing a piece that does not explain itself. No punchline spelled out. No long manifesto printed across your chest. Just two words that quietly signal how seriously you are taking things, even when you are laughing at yourself for it. People who get it will smirk. People who do not will walk right past. Both outcomes are fine.

This piece fits into the Strange Allies universe without needing to announce it. It matches the energy of people who live in their heads, care deeply, and still manage to find humor in the mess. The ones who know that being intentional does not mean being calm. Sometimes it means being fully immersed, fully stressed, fully committed, and still showing up.

Wear this when your brain is running hot. When you are focused, overwhelmed, motivated, or stuck. When you are doing something for all intensive purposes and refusing to apologize for it.

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