Anti-Fascist Axiom Hat

Anti-Fascist Axiom Hat

Gray / Black
$42
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Anti-Fascist Axiom Hat
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Anti-Fascist Axiom Hat

Strange Gang
$42
ColorGray / Black
Description

Some hats whisper. This one runs a quick ethical check and chooses accordingly. The front shows funny programming code that says if someone is a Nazi, punch, otherwise give them a high five. Clean logic, zero mystery, no meeting required.

Made for coders, terminal gremlins, anti-fascists, pro-equality loudmouths, progressive troublemakers, protest regulars, and anti-ICE people who enjoy political humor with a syntax joke. Available in natural / black or shadow gray / black, it works as a gift for your favorite programmer or a souvenir from your ongoing refusal to be normal.

Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing or embroidery methods. All hats are one size fits most.

5-Panel Hat
• 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• Structured, 5-panel, mid-profile
• Semi-curved visor
• Adjustable snapback closure
• Matching under-visor

Snapback Hat
• 85% acrylic, 15% wool
• Structured, 6-panel cap, mid-to-high profile
• Flat visor
• Snapback closure
• Gray under-visor

Dad Hat
• 100% cotton
• Camo is 35% cotton, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel cap, low-profile
• Pre-curved visor
• Adjustable back strap

• Trucker Hat
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel cap, mid-profile
• Mesh back
• Adjustable snap closure

Knit Beanie
• 50% recycled polyester, 50% acrylic
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed style
• 8.27" (21 cm) in length

Bucket Hat
• 100% cotton twill
• 3-3/4" (7.6 cm) crown
• 2-2.5" (5.1 cm) brim
• Crown circumference 7-1/8" (58 cm)
• Sewn eyelets for breathability

Foam Trucker Hat
• 100% polyester
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Adjustable plastic snap

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Hats can be tricky to clean, so the best way to clean your caps is by hand-washing them. Machine-washing can ruin the shape and damage the embroidery. If you are going to wash it: Use a mild detergent (no bleach) in lukewarm water. Gently spot-clean with a damp cloth if needed. Avoid using brushes.

Charity Details

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

Questions?

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GPSR

EU representatives:
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Dad Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Snapback Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
Trucker Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Knit Beanie: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.

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Fight With Purpose

Automatic donations to related charities

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

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Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Syntax for Resistance

There is a certain kind of person who sees bad code and bad politics as the same category of problem. Both spread, both break things, both require somebody with a backbone to stop pretending the error is harmless.

This Anti-Fascist Axiom hat is for that person.

Not the debate-club centrist who wants every bug report to include both sides. Not the guy in the comments asking for civility while the house is smoking. This is programmer humor for people who understand that some conditions are binary. Fascism is not a quirky variable. Nazi behavior is not a misunderstood feature. Some inputs deserve immediate rejection.

The joke lands because it looks like a tiny code block, but the message is not tiny at all. It turns anti-fascist politics into a deadpan command sequence, the kind of thing you might see taped near a desk, muttered in a group chat, or worn to a protest where everyone is tired but still showing up.

For coders, designers, tech workers, sysadmins, anti-ICE organizers, progressive weirdos, mutual aid people, punk-adjacent spreadsheet goblins, and anyone who knows that equality is not some optional plugin, this hat says the quiet part in a language the terminal can understand.

Strange Gang made this for the overlap between keyboard people and street people. The ones debugging a website at 2 a.m. and still managing to care about immigrants, trans people, neighbors, workers, and the strangers getting crushed by systems built to dehumanize them.

It is political comedy with teeth. A small wearable script for the moment when someone wants to dress hate up as discourse and you would rather not install that package.

Wear it to the farmers market, the picket line, the campus quad, the coffee shop where everyone has a laptop and one person is definitely writing a manifesto. Wear it when the world feels like a broken build and you still plan to push back.

Some hats are accessories. This one is a conditional statement with consequences.

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