Adulting Sucks Sticker & Magnet

11" x 3" Sticker

$14

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Adulting Sucks Sticker & Magnet

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF

$14

Adulting sucks. Period. Slap this black-and-white truth bomb anywhere you’re forced to pretend you’ve got it together. Your fridge that barely has food in it. Your laptop that’s 97% anxiety tabs. Your car that’s making a sound you’re ignoring because rent is due. Comes in sticker and magnet form for every sad grownup surface. It’s a gift, a confession, a shared sigh between you and every other millennial still googling how to file taxes or cook rice. Keep it real. Keep it stuck.

Sticker sizes: 11" x 3"
Magnet sizes: 10" x 3"
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Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods.

• All-weather durability, matte finish
• Sticker Material: Vinyl with waterproof adhesive
• Magnet Material: Vinyl with black magnetic backing

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What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

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We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

“Adulting Sucks” sticker applied to a silver hatchback car bumper, sharing sarcastic realness on the road

This Is Not the Dream

No one tells you the hardest part of growing up is literally everything. It’s not just taxes or rent or medical bills written in riddles. It’s the soul erosion. The slow death of your inner child via HR emails, prescription copays, and cold brew inflation. It’s watching your dreams rot in the group chat because no one can afford a day off.

“Adulting sucks” isn’t just a sticker or a magnet. It’s a support group. A scream into the capitalist void. It’s for the people who got a liberal arts degree and now organize their trauma in spreadsheets. For the ones working three jobs to die slightly slower. For everyone who’s ever held a broken appliance in tears whispering “I wasn’t built for this.”

This is your banner. Your protest sign on the battlefield of car repairs and grocery lists. Your signal to fellow burned-out baddies that you, too, have been personally victimized by utility companies and landlords named Chad.

From Strange Gang x EGOPROOF, this painfully honest little slab of vinyl or magnet says what we’re all thinking: none of us were meant to live like this. It sticks best to coffee makers, therapy journals, or the forehead of any politician who thinks $7.25 is a livable wage.

Adulting sucks. But at least we can laugh while the world crumbles. And maybe, just maybe, find some solidarity in the shared chaos of being forced to pretend we’re fine.