Black crewneck sweatshirt featuring I do not recommend this timeline in white. The Timeline Shirt humorously critiques modern

Timeline Sweatshirt

Black / S

€64,00 EUR

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Timeline Sweatshirt

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF

€64,00 EUR

ColorBlack

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

One star, would not live through again. Our Timeline sweatshirt carries "I do not recommend this timeline" for anyone tired of fascists gaining confidence while everyone else is asked to stay polite. It is honest, a little funny and very much on the record. Wear it while you take a break from doomscrolling to call your representative's district office, volunteer to help voters fix ballot problems before the deadline, carpool neighbors to a rally downtown, or host dinner for friends who need a night off from the news. Heavyweight, oversized organic cotton for long winters. A gift for your favorite fellow skeptic and a souvenir of the years we refused to look away.

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

USA & Global
• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Oversized fit
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hoodie: hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings

Europe
• 100% organic cotton
• Oversized fit
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hoodie: hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings

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Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

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Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

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Hoodie & Sweatshirt: For adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

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What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

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We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

A young man models the Timeline Shirt, a black sweatshirt with bold white text critiquing modern times, embodying a blend of

Hard Reality Check

There is a point where optimism turns into denial, and denial turns into danger. "I do not recommend this timeline" comes from that point. The moment when you stop trying to rationalize what is happening and admit that something has gone deeply wrong.

This hoodie and sweatshirt are for people existing inside the contradiction of daily life during political chaos. You still go to work. You still feed yourself. You still take care of people you love. Meanwhile ICE raids continue, MAGA spectacle dominates the noise, authoritarians posture openly, and fascists feel increasingly safe saying the quiet part out loud. Being functional does not mean being fooled.

Strange Gang x EGOPROOF made this for people who refuse normalization as a coping mechanism. History does not suddenly collapse. It erodes. Slowly at first, then all at once. Every period of rising authoritarianism is padded with voices insisting it is not that serious, not that different, not worth disrupting comfort over. That lie is familiar for a reason.

Wearing this is not about despair or disengagement. It is about clarity. About acknowledging the moment we are living in without sugarcoating it for the sake of politeness. You can still find joy, build community, and care for yourself while refusing to call this acceptable. Those things can coexist. In fact, they have to.

This piece belongs to people who read between headlines and remember patterns. Who understand that anti-fascism is not a trend, but a response to lived history. Who know that cruelty thrives when people are pressured to stay quiet, stay neutral, or stay comfortable.

Pull this on when the temperature drops and the stakes feel high. Let it sit heavy on purpose. Let it remind you that noticing is not weakness. Refusing the timeline does not mean opting out of reality. It means rejecting the lie that this is fine. Staying awake is an act of resistance. So is continuing to show up without surrendering your sense of truth.