Life's A Bitch Shirt featuring dancing cartoon hearts and bold text expressing life's harsh truth. Perfect for those embracing reality with humor. Brand: Strange Allies.

Life's A Bitch T-shirt

T-shirt / Black / S
€34,00
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Life's A Bitch Shirt featuring dancing cartoon hearts and bold text expressing life's harsh truth. Perfect for those embracing reality with humor. Brand: Strange Allies.
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Life's A Bitch T-shirt

Strange Allies
€34,00
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Description

Why sugarcoat it? This design lays down the raw truth with no apologies: Life’s a bitch and then you die. Ideal for those done with rose-colored glasses, this shirt mixes cynical comfort with bold honesty. Wear it when you’re ready to drop the pretense and embrace life’s harsh realities with humor and style. Perfect for anyone who knows sometimes the best way to cope is with a little dark humor and a comfy tee. Available here on T-shirts, long sleeves, and kids tees. 

  • See size chart above for measurements.
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Product Information

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods. Due to our eco-friendly print process, prints may have a vintage look and feel.

T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are cotton/polyester blend
• Semi-slim, stylish unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Long Sleeve
• 100% cotton, 6 oz. (203 gsm) fabric weight
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Kids T-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction

Women's Baby Tee
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/y² (180 g/m²)
• Baby tee fit for women
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck

Shipping

Free USA and Europe shipping over $99 / €99.

Note that all orders take a few business days to ship due to the custom nature of our products.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

We automatically donate a portion of each sale to charities related to causes we support.

You can view the current charity at the top of any page on our site.

Questions?

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GPSR

EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Women's Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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Automatic donations to related charities

Fair ask. We’ve been creating anti-fascist and progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products that espouse our beliefs in human rights and social justice. We design things for the communities we come from and the ones we fight alongside, with a portion of sales donated to causes we support. We’re stubborn, loud, and allergic to neutrality. No fascists. No excuses.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. You can also customize the style and color of most designs in the custom section of our website.

Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

We want you to love your Strange Gang goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at info@strangegang.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

Person wearing a black bucket hat and denim jacket reveals the Life's A Bitch Shirt, featuring cartoon hearts, flowers, and bold text, embodying a candid, unapologetic message.

Laugh or Lose It

This piece is for people who have noticed the world is not a cheerful place, and are done pretending it is. "Life’s A Bitch and Then You Die" is not a despair manifesto. It is a survival statement. It is the point where you stop sugarcoating reality and start laughing at it because that laugh keeps you upright. That laugh is not empty. It is connection. It is honesty. It is how you say yes, the world is fucked, and yes, I am still here.

The artwork is playful on purpose. Bright characters, silly flowers, big eyes. That softness makes the blunt message easier to carry. It lets the phrase land without turning you into a walking threat. You can read it, snort, and keep moving. You can see it, nod, and feel less alone. It is built to be worn in public and to work in real life, not just on a stage or in a meme thread.

This shirt is for adults who cope through humor because coping through silence has failed. It is for people who scroll the news, laugh so they do not scream, and try to be kind even when everything is chaotic. It is for the ones who run on minimal sleep, minimal patience, and maximal stubbornness. It is for anyone who has ever muttered the phrase, half joking, half resigned, and meant every part.

Wearing it is not about being edgy. It is about being real. It is about signaling to others that you see the absurdity of the world and you are not breaking, just adjusting how you deal with it. The message is blunt, but the energy is communal. You are not broken for finding it funny. You are paying attention. You are still standing.

Life may be a mess. But together we can be honest about it. That honesty is where solidarity starts.

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