{"product_id":"useless-t-shirt","title":"Useless T-shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-284\" data-turn-id=\"request-694aa0c8-0dc4-8328-b3bc-83be25304057-12\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"f5dcc4d7-d34b-458d-94f1-9f4e82046154\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"21\" data-end=\"213\"\u003eBurnout has a uniform now. This Useless tee has a front beer glass with Strange Allies, while the back shows a skeleton posted up with a beer and a smoke under the phrase \"time to be useless.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eMade for overworked, overstimulated, politically exhausted people who need one clean excuse to disappear for a while. Wear it in red or white as a gift, a chaos souvenir, or your official shirt for doing absolutely less. The men\/unisex T-shirt is slightly slim fit, and the long sleeve is regular fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee size chart above for measurements.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Strange Gang Shop\" href=\"\/collections\/all\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e to find this design in other styles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Strange Allies","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":52354989261112,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":52354989293880,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":52354989326648,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":52354989359416,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52354989392184,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52354989424952,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52354989457720,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52354989490488,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ S","offer_id":52354988212536,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ M","offer_id":52354988245304,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ L","offer_id":52354988278072,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ XL","offer_id":52354988310840,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52354988343608,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":52354988376376,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":52354988409144,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":52354988441912,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ White \/ S","offer_id":52354992243000,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ White \/ M","offer_id":52354992275768,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ White \/ L","offer_id":52354992308536,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":52354992341304,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52354992374072,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ Red \/ S","offer_id":52354991915320,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ Red \/ M","offer_id":52354991948088,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ Red \/ L","offer_id":52354991980856,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ Red \/ XL","offer_id":52354992013624,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Sleeve \/ Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52354992046392,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/2122\/8600\/files\/useless-t-shirt-white-1.jpg?v=1778504669","url":"https:\/\/strangegang.com\/products\/useless-t-shirt","provider":"Strange Gang","version":"1.0","type":"link"}