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Timeline Mug
Timeline Mug
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“I Do Not Recommend This Timeline.” This mug is for anyone doom-scrolling through disaster with a caffeine IV. Equal parts existential crisis and snarky commentary, it’s perfect for progressives, burnout victims, and anyone side-eyeing reality. Ideal for sipping rage, serving sarcasm, and surviving late-stage everything - one bitter cup at a time.
♥ Available in 11 oz. (0.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L)
♥ Ceramic with sublimated print
♥ Printed on both sides
♥ Standard C-handle and shiny finish
♥ Lead- and BPA-free
♥ Note that colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods
Donation recipient: NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness)
PRODUCT & ORDER INFO
PRODUCT & ORDER INFO
SEE SIZE CHART FOR FABRIC AND FIT INFORMATION.
FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $150.
DUE TO OUR ECO-FRIENDLY PRINT PROCESS, SHIRTS WILL HAVE A VINTAGE FEEL.
NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.
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CHARITY INFORMATION
CHARITY INFORMATION
WE DONATE A PORTION OF EACH SALE TO CHARITIES RELATED TO EACH PRODUCT.
YOU ALSO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ADD YOUR OWN TO OUR DONATION AT CHECKOUT. THANKS FOR HELPING US HELP OTHERS!
QUESTIONS?
QUESTIONS?
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